And-d th-th-the Osc-car goes t-to...The Kings Speech!

Since they were going for hosts that are garbage, they should have just had Oscar from Sesame Street hosting the Oscars. His name fits and he lives in a garbage can. Instead they got two actors that were garbage and should have been canned. How boring were Anne Hathaway and James Franco! I mean c'mon they were terrible. They really should have opened with the script that Ricky Gervais wrote, which was hilarious. Instead of using it, James Franco made fun of Ricky Gervais saying that he sucked hosting the Golden Globes. Well welcome to the club James Franco! Did you notice how Billy Crystal was the only person to get a standing ovation? Because people were like Thank God, this might actually be funny. And he was.

I really hope the Oscars don't have actors be the hosts again, they really are better with a comedian.

The awards were given to:
Best Supporting Actress:
Melissa Leo(The Fighter)

Best Supporting Actor:
Christian Bale(The Fighter)

Best Actress:
Natalie Portman(Black Swan)

Best Actor:
Colin Firth(The King's Speech)

Best Movie:
The King's Speech

The King's Speech won a lot of the awards of the night, including Best Director aswell.

Best Dressed in my opinion were: Mandy Moore, Hailee Seinfield, Sandra Bullock, and Amy Adams.
To conclude, The Oscar goes to the 83rd Academy Awards for worst hosts!

Charlie Sheen's remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way'

Charlie Sheen Remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way"

It doesn't matter if you love me, or 2 1/2 men

Just put your coke up

'Cause you watch porn all day, Baby

My agent told me when I was young,

You were born a superstar

She rolled my joint, put my veneers on

In the glass of her wiskey

"There's nothin' wrong with lovin' more than one'

She Said, "Cause he made you addictive, babe"

"So hold your coke up, Sheen and you'll go far,

Listen to me when I say"

I'm cracked out in my own way,

'Cause I make 2 million a day,

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day

Don't hide yourself in rehab,

Just love pornstars and you're set,

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day.

(Porn all day)

Ooo, there ain't no other way,

Baby, I watch porn all day

Baby, I watch porn all day

(Porn all day)

Ooo, there ain't another way,

Baby, I watch porn all day

I'm on the right crack Baby,

I watch porn all day

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be!

Give yourself crack rocks and love your girlfriends,

Cokehead kid, rejoice the truth

In the religion of the insecure(Chuck Lorre)

It must be my wealth, respect my mouth

A different lover is not a sin,

Believe capital V-E-G-A-S(hey, hey, hey)

I love my life, I love this crack and

mi self vole fe yah

I'm cracked out in my way,

'Cause I spend money all day

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day

Don't hide yourself in rehab,

Just call radio stations and you're set

I'm on the right crack Baby

I watch porn all day

Ooo, Ain't no other way

Lady Gaga's Original "Born This Way"

Intro:
It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

Verse:
My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
"There's nothin wrong with lovin who you are"
She said, "'cause he made you perfect, babe"
"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

Chorus:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way

Post-chorus:
Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way

Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be!
Verse:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith)

Charlie Sheen Remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way"

 

Survivor:Redemption Island. Matt get's voted off the Island, to another Island.

I'm not loving the concept this year! It's supposed to be Outlast, Outwit, Outplay...but Redemption Island is all about second chances. I don't think that's fair. So we will see how it turns out and if it works at all.

Tonights episode was pretty good, Russell looked for the Idol and found a clue paper. But Ralph who is on his tribe has already found it. On the other tribe Christina found the idol the first day. I think they need better hiding spots! Christina was really looking for it but in Ralphs case he was litterally going around picking up rocks. "Rock, rock, rock, oh hey theres the idol!". He isn't the smartest player but he will probably be around for awhile in the game.

Boston Rob's team lost the immunity/reward challenge. Seemed like Phillip would be sent home since he is...um...crazy. Oh by that I mean a 'secret agent'. But then Rob devised a plan to get rid of Matt from his own 6 person alliance because Rob thought Matt was getting too close to Andrea. Which was a threat. Rob made an excuse that he voted Matt out because Matt congradulated the opposing tribe(Tribe Omelete) on the immunity/reward win. I liked Matt so that was too bad he got voted out. He does still have a chance on Redemption Island where he will be facing off against Francessca.

Christina played her immunity idol at tribal council. The votes were:
2 Christina
2 Phillip
3 Matt

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