Charlie Sheen's remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way'

Charlie Sheen Remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way"

It doesn't matter if you love me, or 2 1/2 men

Just put your coke up

'Cause you watch porn all day, Baby

My agent told me when I was young,

You were born a superstar

She rolled my joint, put my veneers on

In the glass of her wiskey

"There's nothin' wrong with lovin' more than one'

She Said, "Cause he made you addictive, babe"

"So hold your coke up, Sheen and you'll go far,

Listen to me when I say"

I'm cracked out in my own way,

'Cause I make 2 million a day,

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day

Don't hide yourself in rehab,

Just love pornstars and you're set,

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day.

(Porn all day)

Ooo, there ain't no other way,

Baby, I watch porn all day

Baby, I watch porn all day

(Porn all day)

Ooo, there ain't another way,

Baby, I watch porn all day

I'm on the right crack Baby,

I watch porn all day

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be a drag, just be a Sheen

Don't be!

Give yourself crack rocks and love your girlfriends,

Cokehead kid, rejoice the truth

In the religion of the insecure(Chuck Lorre)

It must be my wealth, respect my mouth

A different lover is not a sin,

Believe capital V-E-G-A-S(hey, hey, hey)

I love my life, I love this crack and

mi self vole fe yah

I'm cracked out in my way,

'Cause I spend money all day

I'm on the right crack, Baby

I watch porn all day

Don't hide yourself in rehab,

Just call radio stations and you're set

I'm on the right crack Baby

I watch porn all day

Ooo, Ain't no other way

Lady Gaga's Original "Born This Way"

Intro:
It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

Verse:
My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
"There's nothin wrong with lovin who you are"
She said, "'cause he made you perfect, babe"
"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

Chorus:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way

Post-chorus:
Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way

Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be a drag - just be a queen
Don't be!
Verse:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith)

Charlie Sheen Remix of Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way"